February 2012
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Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
funkypunkr: zombierufio: the-apex-predator: quillfinderpotter: aint-no-muggle: belle-of-the-belletristics: captainswag: facetiousbatman: comiccombatant: sweet-tart: shelletor: legochesters: horrorshowdoctor: I used a different folder this time for new results. PFFTCHHH I AM COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS FUCK YES oh AHAHAHAHA. ...
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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I'm gonna get an industrial piercing this weekend!
I know I have a higher-than-normal pain tolerance but I’m still nervous! I usually over-exaggerate things in my mind and they end up being not as bad as I thought but I still worry. Has anyone gotten an industrial and have any advice?
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Kim Peek Remembers Everything
“This is another way of saying he memorized everything, including the 12,000 books we mentioned earlier and sports statistics spanning decades. For a given person’s hometown, he could tell you all highways leading to it, the county, area code and ZIP code, television stations available in the town, the name of the local telephone provider and any notable local history.” ...
Feb 21st
Your OTP is having sex in your bed. The sixth gif...
tothemindpalace: lastofthetimeladies: cyruspotnoodle: #accurate
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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I feel like, after all this, you could post on...
Feb 20th
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myothervision asked: Hahaaaa, congratulations....=D
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Everything on my dash is MapCrunch and it's all...
Feb 20th
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Praise the airport gods!
In São Paulo, Brasil.
Feb 20th
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My friend just skyped me.
friend: Hey! Where are you right now?
me: I don't know. That's what I'm trying to find out.
friend: ... You're clearly in a bedroom. I just want to know if you're at your parents' house or your dorm room.
me:
friend:
me:
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me: Well right now I'm on an icy road in what I assume from the road signs is eastern Europe.
friend: What.
me: What does "Сардэчна запрашаем у Гомель" mean?
friend:
me: Oh, "Welcome to Homyel." I'm in Belarus.
friend:
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friend:
me: How do you say "airport" in Belarusian?
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
Reblog if you were a part of the Map Crunch...
Feb 19th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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My dad just made my mom a video of their last year...
Why does everyone have to be so fucking CUTE on Valentine’s Day?! Even my parents are *inadvertently* pointing out how alone I am! And I don’t even live with them anymore!
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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"I cried!"
Other people: Me:
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Watching TV:
Something scary happens: A character does something awkward/embarassing:
Feb 13th
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How I feel after I post something funny:
After a few hours: After a few days:
Feb 12th
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When I turn 18 and my parents try to get me to do...
laugh-addict: I’ll just be like laugh-addict.com And then my parents go: …I will never be a free elf…
Feb 12th
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When someone who doesn't watch Supernatural uses a...
Me: Them:
Feb 12th
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When people ask "So what do you like to do for...
laugh-addict: Oh fuck. Don’t say read fanfiction. Don’t say porn. Don’t say role play online. Don’t say lulz at memes. Don’t say porn. Don’t say obsess over fictional characters. Don’t say puzzles. Don’t say porn. Do. Not. Say. Porn. … .. . “CATS”
Feb 12th
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When someone calls my name:
laugh-addict: Expectation: Reality:
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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